corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
