you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
That reminds me...we need to get swords
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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