Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
my liver is dry heaving
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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