Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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