I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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