I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
