Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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