There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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