You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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