ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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