If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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