He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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