Small penises have feelings too.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm always down for nudity.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
