Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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