similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize