They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
