well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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