What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
smell my finger.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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