so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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