i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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