So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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