she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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