I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just forgot I was standing up.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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