Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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