Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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