your parents love me but you hate me
I love black thongs
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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