have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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