Fine. I'll sleep in my office
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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