champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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