Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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