I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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