I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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