I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
And then he peed in my hair
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