It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Randomize
