I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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