VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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