I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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