your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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