Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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