google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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