I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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