Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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