Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
