Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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