how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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