I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i out mim tonsoeep
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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