thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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