just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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