Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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