I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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