I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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