her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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