Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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