i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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