Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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